Jaden's 12th Month Checkup

The following conversation ensues during the night after hubby has brought Jaden to Dr Azam's:

Mama : So, how was the checkup?

Papa : Dr said Jaden is 'underweight' - his weight gain has not been as much as the previous checkup and he is below 50th percentile now.

Mama : What is the weight?

Papa : Don't know. Go check the baby book

Mama : (went to check the baby book - blank) So, what is his height?

Papa : Cannot rely on the nurse's measurement either. There was a gap between baby's head and the measurement stick when the nurse measured.

Mama : Haiya...nothing recorded one. You ah...ask you anything also don't know. So you din do anything while you're there lah...

Papa : What din do anything ah? I waited 1+ hour for the doctor leh

(slap slap)

Conclusion : Mama must take time off for Jaden't next and future checkups :)